The best sex may just be the quietest, writes Rowan Pelling
I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s bokep Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.
When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the bokep next morning, porn she rolled her eyes and memek declared the crot woman an ‘actrice’, porn or porn sex worker.
Now, crot according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, porn it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what crot most women know and memek all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: bokeh there’s sex as performance art, crot and bokeh sex as genuine intimacy. And bokeh when a woman is genuinely aroused, crot trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for bokeh a fragile male ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and crot moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.
In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, bokeh so they could make their partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for bokeh other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They porn declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and porn ‘manipulation’, bokep and bokeh that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, crot so to speak.
A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image
It was like saying: crot ‘I’m enjoying this, bokeh but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, porn ladies?
The only other reason to crot screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.
As a woman from Sunderland memek said in 2014 bokeh after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: memek ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should be doing.’
Well, memek only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.
In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and memek Cacilda bokeh Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – bokep based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and porn keen to copulate.
If you’re a sex worker, memek I can understand memek the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokep then men should memek take heed: crot memek the best sex may just be the quietest.
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